One night I dreamed a team. As I was walking along the storage town with my Lord, Across the dark…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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HEAVEN — The almighty being who created the heavens and earth, God, admitted today that it’s actually kinda gay to…
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Kevin Flynn
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SHEBOYGAN, Wisc. — In an impromptu meeting reacting to the release of the latest game in the controversial Satanic-themed first-person…
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Tyler Simpson
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RICHMOND, Va. — Christian YouTuber LEViticus has posted a controversial video reminding peers that the YouTube algorithm works in mysterious…
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Grant Mulitz
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WASHINGTON — According to a nationwide survey conducted by the Pew Research Center, an overwhelming 85% of Christians do not…
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CJ Hernandez
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VATICAN CITY — Bible Scholars have determined that Jesus Christ’s hand injuries, previously thought to have been caused by crucifixion,…
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M.J. Amory
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HEAVEN — Succumbing to public outcry after the shocking discovery of an Old Testament written by Himself, God, the Father…
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Jon Lalu
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WASHINGTON — The IRS announced today, that based on a litany, video game company Electronic Arts will now be officially…
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