Cameron Snow
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WASHINGTON — Abruptly taking a moment away from the highest court’s deliberation, sources have confirmed that Supreme Court Justice Clarence…
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Brad Waters
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COVINGTON, Ky. — Republicans recently debuted Glitch McConnell, a racist robot who will assist them in voting against human rights…
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Mark Roebuck
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WASHINGTON — At a news conference earlier today, Mitch McConnell shocked the gathered crowd as he displayed what’s known in…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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Since the dawn of our nation in 1776, 45 power-hungry ghouls have risen the ranks of our society to become…
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Andy Holt
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WASHINGTON — After congressman Kevin McCarthy lost the first vote for Speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives, the Republican…
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Walker MacDonald
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Hello citizens! At the risk of being overly political, is it just us or is the two party system a…
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Saad Khan
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WASHINGTON — After little to no government response to a string of disastrous events ranging from mass shootings to the…
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Mark Roebuck
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WASHINGTON — Texas Senator Ted Cruz recently outed himself as an expert gamer, revealing his signature trick he’s used to…
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Andy Holt
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WASHINGTON — Embarrassed leaders of the Democratic Party admitted they thought they had been in ‘spectate’ mode since at least…
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Kyle Erf
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OW MY ASSVILLE — The mysterious new mayor, who no one remembers electing, has laid out a bold plan for…
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