Mark Roebuck
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REDMOND, Wash. — A miscommunication involving daycare arrangements has forced Nintendo of America President Doug Bowser to bring his astonishingly…
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Kevin Flynn
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CLOCK TOWN — Selling out his entire inventory after five minutes of announcing a restock, the Happy Mask Salesman announced to…
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Jimmy Beliakoff
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KANTO — Local mother Delia Ketchum reportedly doesn’t have the heart to tell her son Ash that his beloved Pikachu…
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Pat Cavanaugh
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Much has been said about millennials’ financial struggles. Many drown in debt while doing little more than hanging out on…
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Walker Jesse
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JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — Dedicated Godzilla: Destroy All Monsters Melee player Duncan Cooker was recently disappointed to realize that the “Melee”…
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Pete Steele
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MIDDLEBURY, Vt. — Local gamer Greg Stephens visited the Able Sisters clothing shop this morning to purchase new items for…
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John Dixon
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CAYCE, S.C. — Local gamer James Larson recently announced his wildly unrealistic fitness goal of looking good in the reflection…
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Johnathan Appel
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WORLD 2 — The so-called “Angry Sun,” who has spent years scowling at people crossing the desert, is actually just…
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Mark Roebuck
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DULUTH, Minn. — A recent invitation to her 20 year high school reunion has Samus Aran, graduate of Howard Olson…
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Johnathan Appel
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NEW YORK — Timmy and Tommy Nook, owners and operators of Nook’s Cranny, were arrested for insider trading of turnips…
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