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Kyle Duggan • June 24, 2025

NEW YORK — Living rooms and family rooms across the country have been nearly destroyed by rambunctious tweens following the…

Hard Drive Staff • April 17, 2025

The second American Revolution has been incited by none other than Warner Bros’ Pictures Minecraft movie. Somehow, in some way,…

Cameron Abernathy • March 29, 2024

Well, here we are. You, drool-covered and slack-jawed thousands of posts deep into a twitter session so deeply uninteresting that…

Nik Theorin • January 13, 2024

LOS ANGELES – A joint decision by Mojang and Warner Bros. Studios was met with controversy and excitement from fans…

Kyle Duggan • January 8, 2024

BURBANK, Calif. — Despite early reports that Jack Black had been cast as player character Steve in the upcoming “Minecraft”…

Jacob Colliver • April 21, 2023

WICHITA, Kan. — Patrons of a local arcade bar have noted the erotic intensity between a claw machine and the…

Jon Ruggiero • March 2, 2023

For years, the attention span of office workers was assaulted by the existence of Solitaire. The card game was included…

Jeremy Kaplowitz • February 26, 2023

LINCOLN, Neb. — Shine On, You Crazy Diamond 2023, a local Super Smash Bros. Ultimate tournament has decided to ban…

Camden Brazile • January 29, 2023

ST. LOUIS — Saying it was time to grow up, local man Jared Henley finally upgraded his apartment decor from…

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