Mechanic Tag Archives

Jeremy Kaplowitz • March 2, 2022

LUBBOCK, Texas — Gamer Luis Foreman has reportedly decided that he doesn’t need to learn a certain mechanic in the…

Naomi Krause • January 12, 2022

JUST OUTSIDE THE CAPITOL — Reconnaissance from the makeshift battlefield has confirmed that the guy with the huge flamethrower just…

Hunter R. Thompson • May 28, 2020

HELENA, Mont. — A newly discovered journal of their expedition has revealed that famed American explorers Lewis and Clark apparently…