Mark Roebuck
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MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Close friends of Mario reported feelings of dread and paranoia as they received invitations to one of…
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Chandler Dean
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MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Despite his hope that his 35th birthday might lead to a change in routine, Mario Mario’s friends…
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Gabe Porter
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KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo confirmed today that Mario Party Superstars will feature computer players with advanced AI that allows them…
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CJ Hernandez
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Bernie Sanders officially ended his bid for the White House today, ceding the Democratic nomination to former Vice President Joe…
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John Dixon
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DENVER — A group of friends is appalled over one member’s insistence on using his tongue to spin the control…
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CJ Hernandez
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VATICAN CITY — Bible Scholars have determined that Jesus Christ’s hand injuries, previously thought to have been caused by crucifixion,…
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