Mario Party Tag Archives

Kate Danvers • April 16, 2025

MUSHROOM KINGDOM — An all-too common argument erupted during one of Mario’s famous parties on Wednesday, though this time it…

Cameron Lehr • January 10, 2025

CHICAGO — Thomas Porter, 42, is flat broke. The IRS has confirmed that despite previously having a comfortable amount in…

Arielle Andreano • November 25, 2024

So, it’s happening again. You have some friends over for a game night and everything is going well, but then…

bee • November 7, 2024

NEW YORK — A routine noise complaint in a Brooklyn apartment turned tragic Thursday night, leaving three dead and one…

Jus Kaplan • October 7, 2024

MINNEAPOLIS — In a disturbing revelation that has left acquaintances confused and appalled, local man Kevin Whittaker, 34, has admitted…

Joe Rumrill • February 22, 2024

LONDON — Noted primatologist Dr. Jane Goodall made things very awkward during a recent Mario Party game when she threw…

Hard Drive Staff • November 14, 2023

GLEN ELLYN, Ill. — In a move that many are describing as sick and twisted, a vengeful gamer has chosen…

Peter Kemme • September 6, 2023

People have been wondering how they find “the one” since humans had the mental capacity to understand loneliness and the…

Jacob VanGundy • June 5, 2023

One part Monopoly, one part Squid Games, Mario Party is the undisputed king of party games. When it was released…

Patrick Sullivan • February 28, 2023

MADISON, Wisc. — A local Mario Party game hit a boiling point today as local gamer Luke Cunningham accepted a…

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