HYRULE — A local looter named Link was seen breaking into random buildings, destroying valuable clay pots and stealing the…
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Camillia Nazanin
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SEATTLE — Sephora patrons rushed into local stores early Friday for the launch of Majora's Mask, Nintendo’s limited-time exfoliation product,…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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ATLANTA — Video game company Nintendo has sent a cease and desist to local fan Denis Fernandez for his Legend…
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Dylan Baker
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Ganondorf Dragmire served Hyrule for seven years as it’s king and as we mourn his recent passing, it is important…
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John Danek
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LOS ANGELES — Music teacher and ocarina virtuoso Marissa Harte let out a troubling and defeated sigh upon being asked…
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Dylan Baker
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TOLEDO, Ohio — Clad in Link’s signature green tunic, a hand stitched hat, and prosthetic elf ears, eight-year-old Thomas McConnell…
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Peter Kemme
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ADAIR, Okla. — Fans at today’s 114th Kentucky Derby were reportedly confused and terrified as they watched Justify, a favorite…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump surprised Americans today by replacing Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders with the talking owl who…
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Luke Woodward
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COLUMBUS, Ohio — Luna Dalton came across a mighty weapon guaranteed to deal massive damage to her enemies while also…
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