Walker MacDonald
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MUSHROOM KINGDOM — After decades of launching himself out of cannons and into walls, blocks, and plumbers, iconic grunt enemy…
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Mark Roebuck
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MUSHROOM KINGDOM — During a routine shift guarding a stretch of Mushroom Kingdom, erstwhile henchman Shy Guy met his bizarro…
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Mark Roebuck
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REDMOND, Wash. — Nintendo of America President Doug Bowser has confirmed today that, much like the iconic Mario villain he…
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Kyle Erf
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MUSHROOM KINGDOM — A controversial new investigation into the supply chain buttressing the extremely popular sport of Kart Racing sparked…
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Just Lunning
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MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Continuing the trend of deceitful users of the Mushroom Kingdom’s dominant dating app, Mushd, a love-seeking Goomba…
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Grant Mulitz
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NEW YORK — Touting the new exhibit as a magnificent specimen of Koopa Troopa ancestry, the American Museum of Natural…
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Ted Kindig
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Not your king, huh? Grow up. Quick question: are you a citizen of the Mushroom Kingdom? And is there a…
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