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I Played Every Hero in Marvel Rivals and Forgot to Pick up my Kids From School: My Review of the Game and Also Child Protective Services

Brendan Osorio • January 9, 2025

Hey guys! It’s ya boy MrLMFAOMayo here to tell you guys about my experience checking out Marvel Rivals over the…

Experts: No Way to Truly Know if Redditor You’re Arguing With Is Bot or Child

Travis Madole • January 9, 2024

SILICON VALLEY— A panel of experts, including AI engineers, behavioral scientists, and child healthcare specialists, gathered today to discuss whether…

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Nine-Year-Old Uses Fake ID to Purchase E10+ Game

Jon Ruggiero • November 28, 2023

As of press time the child was still at large, and police are warning the public that she could be…

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Little Brother Exploits Major Design Flaw in LEGO Death Star By Dropping It on the Fucking Ground

Ryan Sims • June 2, 2023

ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Little brothers continued to be totally fucking annoying this week after Trey’s brother Austin managed to exploit…

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Kidz Bop to Enter Film Industry With Kid-Safe Remake of ‘Requiem for a Dream’

CJ Hernandez • August 13, 2021

NEW YORK — Branching out from the increasingly less profitable physical music industry, the Kidz Bop company has announced its…

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Overpowered Child Destroys Balance of Tag

CJ Hernandez • July 20, 2021

GREENVILLE, S.C. — A new addition to the student roster at Franklin Elementary School has completely destroyed the competitive meta…

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Local Police Forced to Stop Supernatural Evil Plaguing Town After Neighborhood Kids Fail

Aaron Weerasinghe • August 29, 2020

PAXTON, Mass. — The failure of a precocious gang of tween misfits to vanquish a cosmic evil known as Hy’groth…

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Gamer Dad Gives Up 20-25 Hours Into Forging Connection With Son

Seth Finkelstein • June 21, 2020

SALEM, N.H. — Local gamer father Jack Ruebens has announced he will stop attempting to forge a relationship with his…

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This Is the Only Way I Know How to Tell My Children So That They Will Understand

Jeremy Kaplowitz • May 7, 2019

Written by Jeremy Kaplowitz. Edited by Giovanni Colantonio.

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It’s Unethical to Bring Children into a World That Doesn’t Have Kingdom Hearts III Yet

Gabe Wood • September 1, 2017

Do you have kids? If you answered yes, then you are a monster. How could you bring children into such…

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