Amity Gilmour
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HOLLYWOOD — Joker fans across the globe were reassured today after Joker: Folie à Deux’s writer and director Todd Phillips…
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Testament Crux
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We’ve all been there. Just when you think you’re ready to go to town with Mr. Right, you spot it…
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Jacques Mouledoux
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CLEVELAND — Local man Nathan Bowen has reportedly decided to become an incel, according to those familiar with the situation.…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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SAN FRANCISCO — Executives at Reddit are reportedly terrified of their newly muscular users after protests have stopped them from…
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Walker MacDonald
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LOS ANGELES — Critics and fans have begun to voice concerns that Greta Gerwig’s upcoming Barbie adaptation could inspire violence…
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SAN FRANCISCO — Just before Christmas, video streaming platform Twitch has banned users from making any mention of the Virgin…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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AUGUSTA, Maine — Local nerd Martin Beauchamp announced to fellow members of the online involuntarily celibate, also known as “incel,”…
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MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Plumber and noted loner Mario Mario has reportedly missed multiple verbal and nonverbal cues from Princess Peach,…
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