Hitman Tag Archives - Hard Drive

E. Alexander Zimmerman • December 22, 2023

COLOMBIA, S.C. — We all love a good Hitman mission. You get your intel, you choose your equipment, and you…

Patrick Crooks • September 26, 2023

FOXBORO, Mass. — NFL fans, players, as well as officials from the International Contracts Agency were incensed that while disguised…

Mark Roebuck • January 22, 2022

SAN FRANCISCO — Popular video game deal aggregator Twitter account Wario64 has linked to their most disturbing sale yet: a…

Hunter R. Thompson • December 12, 2021

PARIS — Sources have confirmed that Jean Moreau, head of the security team working the Sanguine fashion show in Paris,…

Mark Roebuck • January 12, 2021

WASHINGTON — A nation on the brink of collapse took a few moments today to universally agree that Timothy Olyphant…

Giovanni Colantonio • October 16, 2020

A new era is upon us. This year, a new generation of consoles will come into our homes, bringing us…

Joe Tilleli • August 20, 2020

ICA FACILITY (LOCATION UNKNOWN) — Agent 47, professional assassin, expressed great relief today at the cold hard fact that every…

Joe Klein • November 2, 2019

MIAMI — 35-year-old Francisco Guerreros has been living a new life as a chef after a chance encounter with a…

Hard Drive Staff • August 10, 2019

NEW YORK — During his latest mission to kill and silence noted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein in the Manhattan Correctional Center…

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