COLOMBIA, S.C. — We all love a good Hitman mission. You get your intel, you choose your equipment, and you…
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Patrick Crooks
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FOXBORO, Mass. — NFL fans, players, as well as officials from the International Contracts Agency were incensed that while disguised…
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Mark Roebuck
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SAN FRANCISCO — Popular video game deal aggregator Twitter account Wario64 has linked to their most disturbing sale yet: a…
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Hunter R. Thompson
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PARIS — Sources have confirmed that Jean Moreau, head of the security team working the Sanguine fashion show in Paris,…
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Mark Roebuck
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WASHINGTON — A nation on the brink of collapse took a few moments today to universally agree that Timothy Olyphant…
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Giovanni Colantonio
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A new era is upon us. This year, a new generation of consoles will come into our homes, bringing us…
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Joe Tilleli
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ICA FACILITY (LOCATION UNKNOWN) — Agent 47, professional assassin, expressed great relief today at the cold hard fact that every…
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Joe Klein
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MIAMI — 35-year-old Francisco Guerreros has been living a new life as a chef after a chance encounter with a…
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Hard Drive Staff
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NEW YORK — During his latest mission to kill and silence noted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein in the Manhattan Correctional Center…
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