Matt Fresh
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TORONTO — Despite not being able to afford to go to therapy, local depressed man Patrick Cole’s friends have confirmed…
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Matt Fresh
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“Nothing fills the empty void inside me quite like overcoming this game."
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Jon Ruggiero
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ROCHESTER, Minn. — Local gamer Greg Beckwyth has been diagnosed with clinical depression after coming to the conclusion that no…
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Cameron Snow
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ST. LOUIS — Lasting only 3.24 seconds, local gamer Craig Pendleton’s loading screen was reportedly just short enough to prevent…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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FORT WAYNE, Ind. — Local depressed man Matthew Watkins reportedly used AI chatbot ChatGPT to write his suicide note, according…
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Kyle Duggan
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GARREG MACH MONASTERY — Sources inside the Garreg Mach Monastery’s Officers Academy have confirmed that mercenary-turned-teacher Byleth has not left…
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Camden Brazile
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CAPE TOWN, South Africa — Following the announcement of indie action game Anger Foot, Devolver Digital and developer Free Lives…
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Jon Ruggiero
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SOUTH BEND, Ind. — Local gamer Steven Swanton has fallen into a deep depression that ruined his ability to tell…
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Camden Brazile
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SAINT LOUIS, Mo. — Fans of popular YouTube channel WatchMojo, known for their top ten countdown videos, became concerned when…
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