Jeremy Kaplowitz
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NEW YORK — A cutscene in The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom reportedly took 20 minutes to explain…
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Kevin Podas
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BATAVIA, Ill. — In a potentially deal-breaking moment of their still-developing relationship, local girlfriend Liz Small reportedly noticed that her…
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CJ Hernandez
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TAMPA, Fla. — Local gamer Kristine Rivera reportedly held her bladder for 12 painful minutes last night, unsure if pressing…
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Jimmy Beliakoff
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LONDON — Police were called to the scene of a disturbance in the early hours of this morning, as Chris…
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Mark Roebuck
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ORO VALLEY, Ariz. — Gary Pendleton has reportedly grown furious at his inability to follow the narrative story of a…
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Neil Floyd
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CHICAGO — Kate Patterson was reportedly disappointed Saturday when her date arrived two hours late and had the gall to…
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Patrick Susmilch
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BURBANK, Calif. — Local gamer Steven Collett half-heartedly scrolled through his Facebook news feed during a Call of Duty: WWII…
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