Saad Khan
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RACCOON CITY — The Raccoon City Health Department (RCHD) recently advised employees exposed to the rapidly spreading T-Virus to continue…
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Andy Holt
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CHARLOTTE, N.C. — In the weeks since buying Pokémon Shining Pearl for the Nintendo Switch, local gamer Calvin Palmer has…
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Mark Roebuck
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PHOENIX — After hoping they’d be able to resume their annual gathering celebrating sneezing and the various subcultures surrounding it,…
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James Webster
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ERNIE’S HOUSE — A positive COVID test for league superstar Pablo Sanchez has resulted in the entire 2021-22 Backyard Baseball…
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Zach Raffio
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UNTITLED VILLAGE — As vaccination rates continue to climb nationwide due to expanded eligibility and availability, local vaccination numbers have…
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Ian Yamamoto
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MADISON, Wisc. — A group of seven misfit friends excited to see movies in theaters again, despite not being vaccinated,…
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Owen Crowlie
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MADISCON, Wisc. — 9-year-old muscle child Toby Burrows will reportedly avoid receiving his COVID-19 vaccine in order to achieve a…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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UNIVERSAL CITY, Calif. — Universal Pictures has confirmed that the 10th film in the “Fast Saga” will prominently feature the…
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NEW YORK — Residents of Earth 616’s New York City are reportedly wary of a new COVID-19 vaccine that was…
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SEATTLE — Business owners and philanthropists Bill and Melinda Gates have announced that they are divorcing after 27 years of…
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