June 23, 2022 Nintendo Confirms Dry Bones Attended January 6th Insurrection Nintendo Confirms Dry Bones Attended January 6th Insurrection WASHINGTON 一 Nintendo has confirmed that Mario enemy and Kart racing opponent Dry Bones attended the January 6th insurrection attempt, where he participated in numerous…
August 23, 2021 Conservative YouTuber Convention to Be Held Inside Truck Parked In Front of Convention Center Conservative YouTuber Convention to Be Held Inside Truck Parked In Front of Convention Center PHOENIX — The conservative YouTuber convention “ConCon” will be held inside a truck parked in front of the Phoenix Convention Center. “It’s incredible how many…
March 23, 2020 Dad Playing ‘Secret Hitler’ Cannot Comprehend That the Liberals Are the Good Guys Dad Playing ‘Secret Hitler’ Cannot Comprehend That the Liberals Are the Good Guys MINEOLA, N.Y. — Tom Castellano was reportedly unable to comprehend that the liberal team were being presented as the good guys in Secret Hitler, after…
November 23, 2019 dril Becomes Conservative Icon After Accidental Retweet From @realDonaldTrump dril Becomes Conservative Icon After Accidental Retweet From @realDonaldTrump WASHINGTON — Famed cursed twitter account @dril became a conservative icon this morning after being retweeted by President Donald Trump, in what experts say may…