Peter Ferrarese
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HYRULE KINGDOM — Legions of Ganondorf’s horrible henchmen have reported suffering an existential crisis of sorts following their seventh resurrection…
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Kevin Podas
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KYOTO — After embarrassingly releasing game cartridges for the Nintendo Switch that tasted bad, Nintendo HQ confirmed this week that…
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Joe Rumrill
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HYRULE — This week’s edition of Goron City’s comedy open mic is reportedly on it’s tenth comedian in a row…
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Cameron Snow
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COLUMBUS, Ohio — Realizing his initial judgment of the character was inaccurate, local gamer Troy McKenzie discovered that The Legend…
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Rob Steinberg
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HYRULE — Ganondorf recently invited all of his top dungeon bosses and their spouses together for their annual key party,…
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Andy Holt
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HYRULE — Scientists have released an unsettling new study into Koroks, confirming that being found by a great Hero is…
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Mark Roebuck
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Months after its release, dedicated players of the latest Legend of Zelda game have reportedly constructed an effective two party…
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Jon Ruggiero
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ROMANI PLAINS, Hyrule — After fixing a stone circle with one rock out of place, local legend Link uncovered a…
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Mark Roebuck
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Hey, Gamers! Sorry to drop the curtain of our normal satirical headlines, but once in a while we here at…
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Chandler Dean
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BRIGHTON, Colo. — After watching a newly-released gameplay demonstration for the highly anticipated The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the…
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