January 15, 2018 Meet the Teens Who Are Murdering Each Other in Real Life Rocket League Meet the Teens Who Are Murdering Each Other in Real Life Rocket League Everybody loves a real-life version of a fun video game. A real Italian plumber named Mario? Incredible. An actual person named Pac-Man who is afraid…
January 14, 2018 New Game Has You Play as Rogue Cop Who Follows All the Rules New Game Has You Play as Rogue Cop Who Follows All the Rules AUSTIN, Texas — “Blue Line: An Officer’s Tale”, a new third person shooter game announced yesterday, is looking to breath life into the genre by…
January 13, 2018 Noam Chomsky’s Commentary Going Over About Just as Well in Phantasy Star IV as in Real Life Noam Chomsky’s Commentary Going Over About Just as Well in Phantasy Star IV as in Real Life MOTAVIA — Renowned linguist and political activist Noam Chomsky has discovered that the people of “Phantasy Star IV” have demonstrated an equally disparaging reaction to…
January 12, 2018 Teen Practicing for School Shooting in PUBG Keeps Getting Killed Before Finding Weapon Teen Practicing for School Shooting in PUBG Keeps Getting Killed Before Finding Weapon DENVER — Dylan Maris, 16, reportedly practiced for a school shooting using the popular violent video game PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds late last night, despite never being…
January 11, 2018 Whole Episode of Anime Just Recap Followed by Preview Whole Episode of Anime Just Recap Followed by Preview TOKYO, Japan — The highly acclaimed “Tokyo Ghoul:Re” anime aired a revolutionary episode last night that consisted solely of an eight minute recap of the…
January 10, 2018 George RR Martin Under Fire After Speech in Front of Banner That Reads “Series Accomplished” George RR Martin Under Fire After Speech in Front of Banner That Reads “Series Accomplished” SANTA FE, N.M. — “A Song of Ice and Fire” author George RR Martin is being attacked online by fans after giving a speech under…
January 9, 2018 Stan Lee Makes Unexpected Cameo in #MeToo Stan Lee Makes Unexpected Cameo in #MeToo NEW YORK — Marvel Studios announced, in a break of tradition, that Stan Lee would be making his first non-Marvel cameo in the #MeToo movement.…
January 9, 2018 Nintendo Announces XL SNES Classic Nintendo Announces XL SNES Classic TOKYO, Japan — Nintendo announced today that they would be releasing a new version of the SNES Classic called the XL SNES Classic that upgrades…
January 8, 2018 Bright 2 to Explore Classic Fantasy Character “Max Landis, Professional Screenwriter” Bright 2 to Explore Classic Fantasy Character “Max Landis, Professional Screenwriter” LOS ANGELES — Following the massive success of Netflix’s fantasy movie Bright, written by accused sexual harasser Max Landis, sources report that Netflix has greenlit…
