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September 16, 2021

Gamers Beware: Perverts are Trying to Make the Word ‘Load’ a Sex Thing

Awful news, Gamers. If you are at work please stop reading immediately because this article may be considered NOT SAFE. Are you home and over…

September 16, 2021

BREAKING: Comedian Andy Kaufman Has Died From COVID-19 at Age 72

LOS ANGELES — Beloved comedian, actor, and wrestler Andy Kaufman passed away in his home today at 72 after contracting COVID-19, according to those familiar…

September 15, 2021

Gamer Doubles Back While Exploring Dungeon to Make Sure He’s on the Wrong Path

BAKERSFIELD, Calif. — Local gamer Dominick Parra doubled back through a video game dungeon to make sure he wasn’t accidentally going down the correct path,…

September 15, 2021

Porn Video Weirdly Features Wilhelm Scream

WASHINGTON — Local porn viewer Caleb Fuller was surprised this week when an seemingly innocuous Redtube clip featured the infamous Wilhelm scream in the background. …

September 15, 2021

‘Mario Party Superstars’ Adds Lifelike AI That Takes Fucking Forever With Their Turn

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo confirmed today that Mario Party Superstars will feature computer players with advanced AI that allows them to recreate the experience of…

September 15, 2021

Mobile ‘Escape Room’ Business Not Going So Great

BOSTON — A guy that started a new mobile escape room business during last year’s lockdown is starting to wonder how long he can keep…

September 14, 2021

6 Animals That Died in Movies But Kind of Had It Coming

The death of an animal in a movie is usually a heart wrenching ordeal. Sometimes it’s clearly there to make an audience cry. Sometimes it’s…

September 14, 2021

Pokémon Isn’t Shiny, Just Really Inbred

NEW BARK TOWN, Johto — A novice trainer mistook a horrifyingly deformed Pokémon for a rare, naturally occurring Shiny variant, as part of a startling…

September 14, 2021