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June 13, 2021

E3 Journalist Misses Visceral Thrill of Copying Press Releases in Person

SAN FRANCISCO — While covering the online-only E3 2021, video game journalist Shaun Carlson has reportedly missed the excitement of copying press releases on location.…

June 12, 2021

Millennial’s Retirement Portfolio Still Has a Few Empty Sleeves

EVANSTON, Ill. — 28-year-old bartender Grace Federman reportedly discovered several empty sleeves in her retirement portfolio after going through the Pokémon cards in her parents’…

June 12, 2021

Exhausted Fan Game Developer Prays Nintendo Sends Cease and Desist Soon

LOS ANGELES — Paul Moreno, the lone developer for a dating simulator game based on Nintendo’s popular Zelda franchise, once again asked God to please…

June 10, 2021

Yoshi Okay Living Like This

DINOSAUR LAND — The perennial member of the Mario Bros clique is reportedly still content to eat and sleep in a house made of three…

June 9, 2021

Downtrodden Golduck Puts on Belt and Jorts for Second Job as Digimon

SAFFRON CITY, Kanto — Longtime Nintendo employee and anthropomorphic bipedal duck Golduck has recently begun moonlighting as a Digimon to make ends meet. “When the…

June 8, 2021

Bishop Zips Across Chessboard Outta Fuckin Nowhere

GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. — In a major blow that took place just seconds into one of his first casual games, chess player Ezra Kelly was…

June 7, 2021

Confused LARPer Unsure Why Everyone Here Is Same Class and Race

PARIS, Texas — Local payroll advisor and fantasy enthusiast Richard Corben found himself confused this past weekend when he noticed every other attendee at his…

June 7, 2021