January 18, 2022 Here’s All The Newest Workplace Abuses Coming to Game Pass This Month Here’s All The Newest Workplace Abuses Coming to Game Pass This Month Microsoft is always expanding its lineup of fan-favorites on Game Pass, and this month is shaping up to be no different. With the new Activision…
January 18, 2022 Joss Whedon Fails to Explain Controversy to His Girlfriend After Realizing ‘Buffy’ Came Out Before She Was Born Joss Whedon Fails to Explain Controversy to His Girlfriend After Realizing ‘Buffy’ Came Out Before She Was Born LOS ANGELES — Writer and director Joss Whedon, while struggling to explain to his 22-year-old girlfriend today why people were so mad at him online,…
January 17, 2022 “Our New Cheeseburger Highkey Slaps. Poggers!” Tweets One of America’s Most Powerful Corporations “Our New Cheeseburger Highkey Slaps. Poggers!” Tweets One of America’s Most Powerful Corporations CHICAGO — Fast food restaurant and megacorporation McDonald’s made a tweet Tuesday claiming their new bacon quarter pounder ‘highkey slaps’ in order to appeal to…
January 17, 2022 Employees Urged to Keep Working After T-Virus Exposure Unless They Have Giant Eyeball Growing Out of Their Shoulder Employees Urged to Keep Working After T-Virus Exposure Unless They Have Giant Eyeball Growing Out of Their Shoulder RACCOON CITY — The Raccoon City Health Department (RCHD) recently advised employees exposed to the rapidly spreading T-Virus to continue reporting for work, unless their…
January 16, 2022 Hidetaka Miyazaki Reveals All His Swamp Levels Are Based On Different Cities in New Jersey Hidetaka Miyazaki Reveals All His Swamp Levels Are Based On Different Cities in New Jersey TOKYO — In an interview about his upcoming game Elden Ring, Hidetaka Miyazaki revealed that all the swamp levels in every FromSoftware game are based…
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January 15, 2022 New Franchise Reboot Struggling to Decide Which Character Has a Podcast Now New Franchise Reboot Struggling to Decide Which Character Has a Podcast Now NEW YORK — NBC announced a delay of its latest franchise reboot coming in 2022, citing development issues after nobody could agree which character should…
January 15, 2022 Newly-Elected Mayor Pledges to Build Roads, Expand Industrial District, Summon Deadly Tornado Newly-Elected Mayor Pledges to Build Roads, Expand Industrial District, Summon Deadly Tornado OW MY ASSVILLE — The mysterious new mayor, who no one remembers electing, has laid out a bold plan for 2022 which involves investing in…
January 14, 2022 Creators Confirm Phineas & Ferb Could Have Cured HIV Whenever Creators Confirm Phineas & Ferb Could Have Cured HIV Whenever NEW YORK — During a Q&A panel at the Paley Center for Media, the creative team behind the Disney Channel series Phineas & Ferb agreed…
