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May 16, 2022 Congress Blames Baby Formula Shortage on Violent Video Games Congress Blames Baby Formula Shortage on Violent Video Games WASHINGTON — Many members of the United States Congress have publicly blamed what they see as the clear cause of the nation’s ongoing baby formula…
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May 16, 2022 New Tarantino Movie Ends With Tarantino Thanking All His Patreon Subscribers New Tarantino Movie Ends With Tarantino Thanking All His Patreon Subscribers LOS ANGELES — A new film by Quentin Tarantino reportedly ends with director Quentin Tarantino thanking everyone who subscribed to his Patreon channel, according to…
May 16, 2022 Trek to Yomi Is a Fantastic Homage to the Black and White Video Games of the 1950s Trek to Yomi Is a Fantastic Homage to the Black and White Video Games of the 1950s Unlike with film, you don’t see too many black and white video games anymore. Sure, many games have monochromatic filter options, but technological advances have…
May 16, 2022 My Homemade PlayStation 5 Might Not Play All the Games, But At Least My Wait Is Over My Homemade PlayStation 5 Might Not Play All the Games, But At Least My Wait Is Over Finally! At long last! I’ve been waiting since they came out in 2020, and finally, my PlayStation 5 has arrived. Well, not so much arrived,…
May 14, 2022 Struggling Item Shop Considers Adding Fourth Thing for Sale Struggling Item Shop Considers Adding Fourth Thing for Sale BELANTARA — A struggling mom and pop item shop is considering dismantling a longstanding tradition and adding a fourth item to their available inventory to…
May 14, 2022 RANKED: The Top 5 Jokes About Mario’s Genitals We’ve Made RANKED: The Top 5 Jokes About Mario’s Genitals We’ve Made Everybody loves a list, right? They’re objectively meaningless at best and absolutely self-serving and pedantic at worst, yet I spend more time reading “Best Game…
May 13, 2022 Amazing: Speedrunner Beats Elden Ring on Steam Deck Before Battery Dies Amazing: Speedrunner Beats Elden Ring on Steam Deck Before Battery Dies LONDON — The speedrunning community has cleared the latest hurdle in the RPG phenomenon Elden Ring: a player has somehow finished the game on a…
