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November 24, 2021

Super Smash Bros Ultimate Finally Lets Gamers Imagine “What If Cloud Fought Sephiroth?”

Super Smash Bros Ultimate Finally Lets Gamers Imagine “What If Cloud Fought Sephiroth?”

TOKYO — Following years of speculation, Super Smash Bros. Ultimate finally allows fans to imagine who would win in a fight between famed video game…

November 23, 2021

Tragic: Beloved Media Property Now Known as the “Original One”

Tragic: Beloved Media Property Now Known as the “Original One”

CHICAGO — Netflix, in collaboration with Tomorrow Studios, released their live-action adaptation of beloved series Cowboy Bebop this week, sadly rendering the anime version as…

November 23, 2021

Animal Crossing Player Sued After Not Installing Carbon Monoxide Meters in Villagers’ Holiday Homes

Animal Crossing Player Sued After Not Installing Carbon Monoxide Meters in Villagers’ Holiday Homes

KEMAH, Texas — Local man John Hoffman has been hit with a class-action lawsuit after reportedly failing to install carbon monoxide meters in a range…

November 22, 2021

Jackbox Hard Mode Update Bans the Word ‘Cum’

Jackbox Hard Mode Update Bans the Word ‘Cum’

CHICAGO — Jackbox Games released an update to their suite of party games last night, adding a hard mode that bans the use of the…

November 21, 2021

Review: Pokémon Brilliant Diamond and Shining Pearl are Pokémon Games. Not Really Sure What You Expected Here, To Be Honest

Review: Pokémon Brilliant Diamond and Shining Pearl are Pokémon Games. Not Really Sure What You Expected Here, To Be Honest

Pokémon Brilliant Diamond and Shining Pearl — modern remakes of the Nintendo DS games Pokémon Diamond and Pearl — have finally released on the Nintendo…

November 20, 2021

Disney Announces John C. Reilly Will Star in ‘The Guy That Shoots Bambi’s Mom’ Series

Disney Announces John C. Reilly Will Star in ‘The Guy That Shoots Bambi’s Mom’ Series

BURBANK, Calif. — Disney has announced the next in a long series of sequels, reboots, and expansions today, with John C. Reilly set to star…

November 20, 2021

Phil Spencer Comes Home to Giant Xbox He Lives In

Phil Spencer Comes Home to Giant Xbox He Lives In

SEATTLE — Microsoft executive Phil Spencer commuted home last night to the gigantic Xbox Series X where he resides with his wife and children. “Every…

November 20, 2021

New Christopher Nolan Movie Will Require You to Run Between Three Different Theaters

New Christopher Nolan Movie Will Require You to Run Between Three Different Theaters

LOS ANGELES — Universal announced today that Christopher Nolan’s next film will require viewers to run between three different theaters at once to fully experience…

November 20, 2021

Man Waking Up From 25-Year Coma Really Pumped That ‘The Simpsons’ Is Still On

Man Waking Up From 25-Year Coma Really Pumped That ‘The Simpsons’ Is Still On

DETROIT — A man who recently awoke from a coma he’s been in since 1996 was reportedly overjoyed that his favorite show, The Simpsons, still…