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Game Night: Punch Every Bug You See in ‘Star Fire: Eternal Cycle’

If you pay attention to this hobby for long enough, you’ll spot trends – some might say stereotypes – in various countries’ video game development scenes. For example, I’ve played quite a few games with incredible art direction but underwhe…

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Nintendo Patents Pressing Button to Jump

KYOTO — Nintendo has filed a patent giving them the exclusive right to the gameplay mechanic of pressing a button that makes a character jump,… <a href="https://hard-drive.net/" class="font-medium" style="color: #5c23a9;" onmouseover="this.style.color='#a76ef5'" onmouseout="this.style.color='#5c23a9'">Get the full story</a>

Silksong Patch Only Nerfs Bosses You Already Beat

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Jin Sakai Pleads with Samurai to find Common Ground with Mongols

TSUSHIMA, Japan — Former samurai and self-appointed Ghost of Tsushima Jin Sakai is pleading with the samurais left on the island to find common ground… <a href="https://hard-drive.net/" class="font-medium" style="color: #5c23a9;" onmouseover="this.style.color='#a76ef5'" onmouseout="this.style.color='#5c23a9'">Read more nonsense</a>

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Tragic: Obvious Wall Jump Spot Long Forgotten Before Wall Jump Unlocked

PHILADELPHIA — Tragedy struck a local gamer this weekend after the location of an obvious wall jump spot had completely faded from memory hours if… <a href="https://hard-drive.net/" class="font-medium" style="color: #5c23a9;" onmouseover="this.style.color='#a76ef5'" onmouseout="this.style.color='#5c23a9'">Continue reading this gem</a>

Game Night: Throw All the Interns Out the Closest Window in ‘Stick It to the Stickman’

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Mega Man Ruthlessly Beats the Shit Out of Ice Man

MEGA CITY — Robot hero Mega Man inflicted a prolonged, brutal beating upon his adversary Ice Man, according to horrified fellow level bosses who witnessed… <a href="https://hard-drive.net/" class="font-medium" style="color: #5c23a9;" onmouseover="this.style.color='#a76ef5'" onmouseout="this.style.color='#5c23a9'">Continue this tale</a>

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Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 Ending Explained by A Redditor Who Hasn’t Seen the Sun in Three Months

Spoilers ahead for the unfortunate souls who haven’t experienced this modern day masterpiece. Let’s make this quick.. I need to write this up so I… <a href="https://hard-drive.net/" class="font-medium" style="color: #5c23a9;" onmouseover="this.style.color='#a76ef5'" onmouseout="this.style.color='#5c23a9'">Read more nonsense</a>

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New Jubilee Video Features Charlie Kirk vs. 20 Screeching Demons in Hell

EIGHTH CIRCLE OF HELL — Only slightly diverging from their tried and true formula, the latest installment of Jubilee’s hit YouTube series Surrounded features twenty… <a href="https://hard-drive.net/" class="font-medium" style="color: #5c23a9;" onmouseover="this.style.color='#a76ef5'" onmouseout="this.style.color='#5c23a9'">Get the full story</a>

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JD Vance Speedruns Koa Relationship in Date Everything

WHITE HOUSE BASEMENT — On the night of September 9th at 10:30 PM Vice President JD Vance entered into yet another altercation with President Trump… <a href="https://hard-drive.net/" class="font-medium" style="color: #5c23a9;" onmouseover="this.style.color='#a76ef5'" onmouseout="this.style.color='#5c23a9'">Continue this tale</a>

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USB Device Hasn’t Been “Properly Ejected” in Years

CLIFTON, N.J. — Police were called to a domestic dispute on Second Avenue this past weekend after neighbors complained about the volume of a verbal… <a href="https://hard-drive.net/" class="font-medium" style="color: #5c23a9;" onmouseover="this.style.color='#a76ef5'" onmouseout="this.style.color='#5c23a9'">Continue this tale</a>