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September 20, 2021

Gamer Empties 2 Liter of Mountain Dew Into Brita Filter

ROCKVILLE CENTRE, N.Y. — An increasingly health conscious gamer recently began taking a new precaution to ensure his soda would be free of lead, asbestos,…

September 20, 2021

EA Sports Just Goes Ahead and Labels Game ‘Pre-Owned’ From the Get-Go

REDWOOD CITY, Calif. — Electronic Arts has announced that their sports games will now have “Pre-Owned” printed on the cover, straight off the assembly line,…

September 18, 2021

Gaming Squad Meets Up in Person to Talk About Gaming Face-to-Face

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — After years of playing video games online, a squad recently met up at a local sports bar to talk about video games…

September 18, 2021

Voter Participation Skyrockets After Adding “Goku or Superman” to Ballot

PHILADELPHIA — Local voter registration surged this week directly before the local mayoral election after a city ordinance came into effect that added to the…

September 18, 2021

Guy Spends First Day at Job Running Around Studying Boss’s Patterns

CHICAGO — Local accountant Frank Tate’s first day at his new job was spent mostly running around the office and trying to figure out his…

September 17, 2021

Visual Novel Ported to Hardcover

SAN FRANCISCO — Indie developer Siraj Blevins announced today that his hit visual novel The Lonely Little Student is being ported to hardcover. “The Lonely…

September 17, 2021

5 Classic Movies That Would Have Ended Quickly If the Characters Had Smartphones With This Ridiculously Addictive Strategy Game Downloaded

People today take for granted the amazing technology at our fingertips, so much so that it’s hard to imagine life without smartphones. Have you ever…

September 17, 2021

Here’s Why Morpheus Isn’t in the New Jackass Movie

As the fall movie season kicks off and trailers are watched and obsessed over, one big question keeps circulating: why isn’t Laurence Fishburne’s iconic Morpheus…

September 16, 2021

Feminist Hero Actually Prefers Velma

BRAINERD, Minn. — Brave local man Joseph Brita has confirmed his preference for Velma over the more conventionally attractive Daphne when it comes to Scooby…