Super Smash Bros Even More Ultimate is certainly on the horizon once Nintendo realizes they should start getting to work on it. But you can’t just throw together the old characters together and call it a day. Here’s 10 characters that absolutely HAVE to be in the next game no matter what.
Spongebob
Spongebob is already in the Nickelodeon Smash Bros game, so it would be really easy to just pay those guys $10 or whatever it costs to add him to Smash Bros.
Mario
He’ll probably be there, but c’mon. For good reason.
My Dead Wife Sarah
Her memory deserves to live on, and not just as a spirit or an alt costume
Master Foot
For too long, Master Hand and Crazy Hand have dominated Smash Bros. If they put Master Foot in the game, it would break all sales records forever.
My Dad and My Bully’s Dad
When I was a kid, I told my bully that my dad could beat up his dad. Well it’s time to finally put that to the test and see which of our dads has better special moves, aerials, landing lag, and more.
Family Guy
Smash Bros fans have been begging for Sakurai to add the character Family Guy to the game since the N64 version came out. It’s time for Family Guy to say his famous catch phrase “Holy Crap!” while battling it out with Captain Falcon and such.
Alear From Fire Emblem: Engage
Smash Bros isn’t complete if it doesn’t include the protagonist of the new Fire Emblem. I am calling on all Smash Bros fans to boycott Nintendo forever if Alear isn’t in the new game. We will end this fucking company.
Yukio Mishima
I don’t know much about this guy, but it’s always good to have some Japanese characters in the game, considering that’s where they make it.
Mii Fighter
Everyone agrees that Mii Fighter is the most iconic character from the Smash Bros. series. If they get rid of every single other character in the game, that would be OK, so long as they keep Mii Fighter around.
Mark Roebuck
Hard Drive Head Writer Mark Roebuck would be a terrific addition to the Smash Bros formula.
