AUGUSTA, Ga. — Ahead of the Masters this weekend, representatives of the famous tournament at Augusta National Golf Club have confirmed this year’s key sponsor would be the upcoming second season of HBO’s The Last of Us.
The new partnership was announced in a joint press conference by actor Pedro Pascal.
“Nothing says spring like The Masters and good ass shows on HBO,” Pascal said gleefully to an audience who applauded at a respectful volume. “I mean get this. You can watch golf all weekend and when that’s over you can flip on HBO and watch the season two premiere of The Last of Us. And honestly, you golf fans are going to like what you see when you flip the channel. I will see you all on the course this weekend, whoo!”
Following his praise for the new season, Pascal exited the stage and newcomer to the series, Kaitlyn Dever continued the presentation.
“That’s right Pedro, I think golf fans are really going to like what we have in store for them with this season of The Last of Us,” Devers said to the audience members as they looked around frantically for Pascal. “For those who do not know, I am playing Abby, a new character in the series. I don’t want to spoil anything for you all, but Abby has one hell of a backswing.”
The audience grew restless as Dever’s presentation continued. Members of the audience could be heard shouting, “How long is the girl going to be”, “This presentation isn’t over yet”, and “Where’s Zaddy”. Dever powered through the rest of her presentation unphased.
“Pedro will be around, I promise, you will all see him again,” Dever said to the miffed crowd. “I just need you to know it is not going to be as much as you think. But before you boo, remember, this is the Augusta National Golf Club. You are pioneers in accepting women where they once were not welcome. Do not stoop down to the level of gamers and write us off ahead of the premier.”
At press time Pascal had not been seen on club grounds, leading golfers to believe he would not be returning for the tournament.
