21. No Man’s Sky
Everyone keeps insisting that this game has gotten much better since its infamous launch, since the developers have released frequent updates that have added a ton of content. Of course, that just means that it makes the most sense to keep holding off on playing it, because it will just keep getting better the longer I wait.
22. Universe Sandbox
I thought this would be a useful tool to help me with word-building in a sci-fi novel I was going to write. Guess how that turned out.
23. Dragonball Xenoverse 2
Shit. I meant to buy FighterZ.
24. Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards
Okay, guys. Wait.
25. Leisure Suit Larry: Goes Looking for Love (in Several Wrong Places)
I can explain.
26. Leisure Suit Larry III: Passionate Patti in Pursuit of the Pulsating Pectorals
You see, there was this Humble Bundle. I’ve always liked adventure games, and this series was a huge blind spot for me.
27. Leisure Suit Larry 5: Passionate Patti Does a Little Undercover Work
I mean, it’s considered to be a classic series. If I’m going to write about video games, I should be more familiar with Larry than I am. Like, why isn’t there a fourth game? Is that an inside joke that I’m missing out on?
28. Leisure Suit Larry 6: Shape Up or Slip Out!
I was a few beers deep and it just seemed to make sense to buy all of them.
29. Leisure Suit Larry: Love for Sail!
And I didn’t even end up playing the games, so that proves I wasn’t horny, right?
30. Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude
Okay, I was a little horny.
