Kevin Flynn
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NEW YORK — Feeling a profound sense of dismay knowing that his effort had been wasted, a dedicated player of…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Local gamer Freddy Strickland has changed all the clocks in his apartment to early July in order…
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Joseph Stilwell
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WASHINGTON — Spouses of EVE Online players are growing anxious after learning that the government was sending stimulus checks to…
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Chandler Dean
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HUNTSVILLE, Texas — Roommates Audley Stoddard, Jay Heath, and Corwin Reed have announced their intention to continue regularly using a…
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Mark Roebuck
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THE CITY — A hired goon taking cover behind a crate made a fatal error and left his ankle exposed,…
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Chandler Dean
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DIMEBOX, Texas — As she attempted to locate another power supply that’s actually still in regular rotation, local gamer Willoughby…
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Owen Crowlie
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Thousands of gamers across the world are providing testimonials accusing Sonic The Hedgehog water levels of giving them lifelong anxiety…
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Grant Mulitz
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NEW YORK — Touting the new exhibit as a magnificent specimen of Koopa Troopa ancestry, the American Museum of Natural…
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Chandler Dean
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LODI, N.J. — After consistently failing the same mission over and over, local gamer Josh Chung declared that unintuitive controls…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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ARLINGTON, Texas — Local Hearthstone refugee and Slay the Spire player Jon Burke reportedly can’t shake the feeling that the…
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