WARSAW — Following a data breach that reportedly involved internal documents and sensitive personal information, game developers CD Projekt Red…
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Hello gamers! By now you’ve probably read from a dozen different outlets that I have decided to step down as…
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BELLEVUE, Wash. — Online video game retailer Steam has announced an eerily particular sale, seemingly curated exclusively around games you…
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WASHINGTON — A nation on the brink of collapse took a few moments today to universally agree that Timothy Olyphant…
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GREAT NECK, N.Y. — Plumber, adventurer, and class of 1985 graduate Mario Mario reportedly confused the majority of his graduating…
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RACCOON CITY — Albert Wesker, a former commanding officer of the highly decorated Alpha Team of the STARS division of…
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DUBLIN, Calif. — After being released following a two month stint for illegally securing the college admission of her daughters…
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NEW YORK — Following a controversial opinion piece wherein columnist Joseph Epstein beseeched Jill Biden to drop the “doctor” title…
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WARSAW — Following the tumultuous release of their long anticipated RPG CyberPunk 2077, CD Projekt Red has appointed entrepreneur and…
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ARLINGTON, Va. — A gamer who was furloughed from his job earlier this year and has therefore had minimal recreational…
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