There has always been a trend in first-person shooters of annoying protagonists who won't stop talking, from Duke Nukem's declarations…
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THE VILLAGE — A new person named Villager 2 has arrived to town with crafting knowledge and a desire to…
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You seem like a busy person. Everyone is these days, with so many more nuanced and weird things to keep…
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For years, the attention span of office workers was assaulted by the existence of Solitaire. The card game was included…
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LUNA PIER, Mich. — Local gamers Rick and Shelby Musgrave welcomed a new child into the world, a boy that…
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SOUTH BEND, Ind. — Local gamer Steven Swanton has fallen into a deep depression that ruined his ability to tell…
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BARING, Wash. — Local gamer Frank Patterson has told friends and family visiting his apartment that it’s meant to be…
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ELMTOWN, Mich. — Police have warned residents to avoid Graham Baker’s house on Poplar Street where a health bar was…
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REDMOND, Wash. — Nintendo announced today that its next console will come prepackaged with a property deed good for 300…
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WESTMINSTER, England — Local officials have confirmed that a royal usher has provided a final service for Queen Elizabeth II…
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