Jeremy Kaplowitz, Author at Hard Drive

April 6, 2020

FORT WAYNE, Ind. — Local boyfriend Steven Owen was shocked to discover that his girlfriend of three years was entirely…

April 5, 2020

NEW YORK — Local apartment resident Milo, a 4-year old house cat, reportedly has no DIY recipes to offer his…

April 4, 2020

WASHINGTON — An anonymous source has datamined the United States government and leaked what appears to be future plans for…

April 3, 2020

As we trudge along through these desperate times, when the horrors of our lives were so accurately predicted in the…

April 1, 2020

Let me start this off by saying that I despise Sauron as much as the rest of you. Sauron is…

March 31, 2020

As television becomes more fractured and confusing in the new decade, it’s important to take a step back and recategorize…

March 30, 2020

LOS ANGELES — Actor Christopher Walken announced today that his 102 degree fever was simply for more cowbell and had…

March 29, 2020

HEAVEN — The almighty being who created the heavens and earth, God, admitted today that it’s actually kinda gay to…

March 28, 2020

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Local gamer Freddy Strickland has changed all the clocks in his apartment to early July in order…

March 27, 2020

BIRMINGHAM, Ala. — Local woman Anita Harrison expressed disappointment during a game of Dungeons and Dragons when her boyfriend Steven…