Lonely Tony Hawk Swears He Landed a 20,000
ENCINITAS, Calif. — Professional skateboarder Tony Hawk has reportedly been telling friends and fans that he landed a “20,000,” a…
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Google Itching to Autofill “Death” as User Types in TV Show Character Name
MOUNTAIN VIEW, Calif. — The Google algorithm was reportedly itching to autofill the word “death” as user Marianne Gibbs typed…
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Reddit Relationship Post Clearly About Banjo and Kazooie
SPIRAL MOUNTAIN — A new post on Reddit’s r/relationship_advice by an anonymous user was quickly identified by fans to be…
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Superman Asks Waiter If There’s Kryptonite in His Meal
METROPOLIS — Local superhero Superman reportedly asked his waiter at a restaurant last night if there was any kryptonite in…
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Facebook Game Ad Actually Government Recruiting Device to Contract Earth’s Most Skilled Military Tacticians
WASHINGTON — Top government sources have revealed that the Facebook advertisement for a game called Douse The Goblin! is actually…
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Opinion: 253 Views On My Video Doesn’t Sound Like a Lot, But If You Put Them All In a Room…
OK so my newest YouTube video essay Breath of the Wild and the Important of Open World Mechanics got 253…
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‘Call of Duty: Warzone’ Concert Features 500-Foot Ted Nugent
Following in the footsteps of rival free-to-play battle royale game Fortnite, the developers of Call of Duty: Warzone held a…
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Video Game Speedrunner Changes Boyfriend’s Language to Japanese to Get Through Argument Quicker
TAMPA, Fla. — Local video game speedrunner Lulu Gardner reportedly changed her boyfriend’s language to Japanese in order to get…
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Opinion: If You’re a Supervillain, Cut It Out
Supervillains — those with great power who use it for nefarious purposes — need a stern talking to. It’s time…
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Community Applauds at 3 a.m. Every Day to Celebrate Gaming Heroes Who Don’t Go Outside
NEW YORK — The residents of New York City have begun applauding out their windows every single day at three…
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