Gabe Porter, Author at Hard Drive

December 4, 2021

GUILDFORD, U.K. — Famed game director Peter Molyneux, completely unprompted, confirmed to members of the press that Milo, the artificial…

November 24, 2021

TOKYO — Following years of speculation, Super Smash Bros. Ultimate finally allows fans to imagine who would win in a…

October 14, 2021

GALESBURG, Ill. — Local gamer Brett Gunderson has confirmed that he can navigate through the virtual town of Midgar from…

October 14, 2021

YOUR NEIGHBOR’S HOUSE — New reports confirm that the PlayStation 5 is finally in stock, available for $0.00 (not including…

September 16, 2021

BRAINERD, Minn. — Brave local man Joseph Brita has confirmed his preference for Velma over the more conventionally attractive Daphne…

September 15, 2021

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo confirmed today that Mario Party Superstars will feature computer players with advanced AI that allows them…

August 23, 2021

FAYETTEVILLE Ark. — Isolated gamer Greg Biscuit has resorted to numbing his hands and then playing video games to alleviate…

August 21, 2021

RICHMOND, Va. — Local paranormal enthusiast Walker Burroughs’ latest trip through the woods reportedly ended with disappointment after he realized…

August 11, 2021

LOS ANGELES — Sources have sadly confirmed that indie director Yohanna Hultz’s promising career has tragically been cut short as…

July 24, 2021

Square Enix’s iconic RPG series Final Fantasy has enthralled gamers for over three decades. With such a broad and devoted…