Carlos "Callie" Cadorniga, Author at Hard Drive

May 10, 2020

SHINJUKU, Japan — Local anime mother Ruka Hanae is struggling every day to avoid dying a horrible death that would…

May 6, 2020

ROCKVILLE, Md. — At a press conference held earlier today, Bethesda director Todd Howard was relieved to announce that the…

March 11, 2020

TOKYO — Acclaimed anime director Hayao Miyazaki has recently released an annual schedule of when he’ll be coming in and…

February 13, 2020

FLUSHING, N.Y. — A Yu-Gi-Oh! tournament at local comic store Pages and Pieces was held up for several hours today…

December 11, 2019

There are video game characters out there that are just downright hot. Noctis from Final Fantasy XV? Hot. Bayonetta from…

October 25, 2019

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — Death row inmate Craig Owenson is reportedly still waiting for the prison executioner to input the movements…

October 8, 2019

PROBABLY SOMEWHERE IN ITALY — Several sources have recently confirmed that the LoFi Hip Hop Radio Girl has failed her…

September 28, 2019

LAWRENCE, N.Y. — Local restaurant-goer Dennis Malloy was recently inflicted with Poison Damage after eating at Taco Bell early this…

June 23, 2019

This much is clear: Bernie Sanders is the only politician championing millennial nerds. From being the top sword-guy candidate to…

June 21, 2019

One of the most revolutionary and impactful anime series in history is now widely available on Netflix for all to…