Factorio Nuclear Guide: What is the Best Nuclear Power Ratio?

Posted on by Damiano Gerli

Real time strategy simulation Factorio is surely one of this year’s sleeper hits. Despite being released all the way back in 2020, the number of players is still growing. But the learning curve is nothing to scoff at, so one would definitely need some help, especially in trying to set up a reliable and cost-effective source of power. Clearly, nuclear power is one of the best choices one could have, at least after you’ve been playing for a while. So, what is the best Factorio nuclear power ratio? 

As opposed to coal, solar or wind, nuclear power is definitely more difficult to get up and running efficiently, requiring research and an appropriate layout to place it. First order of business is to start gathering uranium, then process it in order to have a continuous amount of uranium fuel cells. These can, then, be burned into the reactor to generate nuclear power. 

These are all the basic steps, let’s find out what’s the best Factorio nuclear ratio to optimize all of the resources needed.

Factorio – The Best Nuclear Power Ratio

To generate ten fuel cells, you will need one U-235 cell and nineteen U-238 cells. Keeping in mind that it is possible to reprocess ten used-up uranium fuel cells to get back six U-238, which leads us to a ratio of thirteen U-238 to one U-235.

Also, it is useful to remember that nuclear reactors double up their generating power when placed next to other reactors, so ideally they will have to be grouped together. Overall, a completely optimized nuclear power generation should have, approximately, 292 nuclear reactors, 400 offshore pumps, 4656 heat exchangers and 8000 steam turbines.

Clearly, this will be impossible to reach at the start of a game. So, you will want to rely on less effective power generation for the first few hours. Reaching a balanced nuclear power generation requires a lot of work and research, so this ratio is a number to keep in mind that you want to strive for.

The Callisto Protocol: How to Dodge & Perfect Dodge

Posted on by Samam Hasan

The Callisto Protocol brings some fantastic environmental storytelling as well as unique features into its take on survival horror to make the gameplay and experience challenging as well as enjoyable. The combat in the game can be hard to learn, though, as it is much different than any other type of survival horror. One of the core aspects of combat is dodging, a mechanic some players have difficulty figuring out. In this guide, we’ll explain how dodging works in the game.

The Callisto Protocol: How to Perfect Dodge & Dodge All Attacks

To dodge in The Callisto Protocol, you need to hold down the left stick on the consoles in the right or left direction. For PC, it would be the A & D keys on the keyboard. That means when an enemy attacks, you have to choose which direction you need to go to get out of the way. Then, you’ll have to hold down the stick/key in that direction. You can even slow down time to open a window for a counterattack if you’re able to pull off a perfect dodge. 

A perfect dodge requires much more precision and focus in The Callisto Protocol. To do that, just when you’re about to notice an enemy will attack, hold down the left stick and the dodge will occur.

How to perform a perfect dodge in The Callisto Protocol

A crucial thing to note is that you can’t always dodge in the same direction as enemies will attack you easily during their combos. The trick here is to alternate between dodging left and right. Alternating between them will help you negate an enemy’s combo and quickly take them out.

Only after an enemy is finished with its combo can you choose to attack. But, you’ll have to be careful, as they can start their combos again. So, try to finish them off quickly. Also keep in mind that you can only dodge enemies in front of you, not from the back. Do your best to make your enemy encounters 1-on-1 so you don’t have to worry about these unavoidable attacks from behind.

You can enable the auto dodge option in the game’s main menu options, in accessibility.

If you are having trouble dodging in The Callisto Protocol, there are some settings in the Accessibility Menu in the game you can enable. Specifically, the ‘Auto Dodge’ feature. By enabling this, players won’t have to dodge by alternating directions. However, keep in mind that the left stick/keyboard keys still need to be held down for dodging.

Marvel’s Midnight Suns Blade Hangouts Guide: All Answers

Posted on by Parker Johnson

Marvel’s Midnight Suns is here, and with it comes hangouts & hangout conversation answers to know for all of the game’s heroes, including Blade. Maxing out your friendship with every hero in the game is possible, but it’ll take efficiency and making the most of all of your time. The best way to do that is to know all of the best hangout conversation answers and hangout spots.

Also, a quick note: this guide is still a work in progress. We’ll be updating it as we make our way through the game for ourselves!

Marvel’s Midnight Suns: All Hangout Conversation Answers for Blade

The first conversation centers around Blade taking a vacation, and is the same no matter which hangout you choose. You only make one choice for this one, and it should be “You want company?” This will net you an additional +2 friendship XP, on top of what your activity gains you.

Another possible conversation you can have starts with Blade talking about needing to take a break, as he’s not the type to take many breaks. Give him the answer, “Resting makes you weak,” and gain the maximum additional friendship XP.

One conversation Blade will talk about a difference with the night sky being darker than usual. Give him the answer, “We should look into this.” Blade will appreciate your concern, and you’ll be rewarded with +2 friendship XP.

In a different hangout scenario, Blade will ask if you thought about killing him when you awakened. This conversation can be a bit more involved to get maximum gains. Say whatever you would like for the first question. The only change is to your light/dark balance. After that, he’ll ask if you would stop him if he ever loses control. Answer “What are you asking?” Then, follow with “Trust me to make that call” to get maximum friendship gains.

Blade will also have a conversation with the Hunter about hatred, and its disadvantages of it. For the best friendship gains, answer “You never lost your edge,” then answer “Myself, finally.”

Blade: All Hangout Activity Friendship Gains

Choosing the correct activity is another key to increasing your friendship gains with the heroes of Midnight Suns. Here are all of the friendship gains from every hangout activity with Blade:

  • Exploring the grounds: +5 Friendship XP (liked the activity)
  • Meditation: +7 Friendship XP (loved the activity)
  • Poolside: +5 Friendship XP (liked the activity)
  • Fishing: +7 Friendship XP (loved the activity)
  • Have a drink: +7 Friendship XP (loved the activity)
  • Playing video games:  +5 Friendship XP (liked the activity)
  • Stargazing: +0 Friendship XP (disliked the activity)
  • Working out: +7 Friendship XP (loved the activity)

Mom Gives Kid Extra Half Hour of Video Games in Act of Generosity That Rivals the Deeds of Saint Francis of Assisi and Gandhi Combined

Posted on by Collin Christopher

TORONTO — Local child Timmy Wallams was shocked when his mother, Theresa Wallams, bestowed an extra half hour of gaming time in an act of generosity that rivals Saint Francis of Assisi and Gandhi combined. 

“Miracles can happen,” 8-year-old Wallams said. “I know that now. This magnanimous act will be remembered for years to come. Right when the darkness pressed in on me, and my bedtime reared its ugly head, my Mom came in like a shining ray of holy light and told me that I can have an extra half hour of time on the Switch as long as I promise not to tell Dad. Now I am not a believer, I have always considered myself agnostic, but this heroic deed opened my eyes to the virtuous nature of the human race. Man is good.”

When reached for comment, Theresa Wallams humbly didn’t accept credit for the move of unparalleled goodwill.

“Yeah, he can play PlayStation a little while longer I guess,” Wallams said. “I’m drawing a bath for myself so I don’t want to put him to bed for a bit. He’s been quiet in his room so I see no problem with it. I don’t understand why this is such a big deal. It’s just some video games.”

Wallams later received a letter of appreciation for her humanitarianism from Pope Francis.

“I’ve heard tell at the Vatican of a mother who let her son stay up to play his Nintendo Switch for thirty more minutes,” the papal letter began. “You are an inspiration to all of us who strive to transcend our bitter, cynical tendencies and reach a state of pure generosity that you have mastered. Please, you must visit Rome to not only preach of your ways, but also attend your canonization ceremony.”

At press time, baffled sources close to Wallams reported that a similar miracle had occurred when Theresa, in her infinite tenderness, said her son could pick out one game at GameStop after acing a spelling test.

One Step Forward, One Step Back: New Marvel Hero Will Be Openly Gay But Also Played by Woody Allen

Posted on by Camden Brazile

LOS ANGELES — Marvel Studios has just made a huge announcement for the future of representation in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, but fans are unfortunately enjoying a bittersweet victory as the openly gay superhero will be played by Woody Allen.

“This is what you asked for isn’t it? An openly gay superhero?” a smirking Kevin Feige said at a press conference Monday morning. “Well here he is. The first openly gay superhero will finally grace the big screen in the MCU. But as always, progress has a cost; the Lord does not give with both hands. So Marvel is incredibly excited to have Oscar winner Woody Allen come aboard in his first acting role in years! If you have a problem with this, we will have no more gay characters ever, so think hard before making your next move.”

The 87-year-old actor/director said he took the role after a convincing pitch from Feige.

“Kevin called me up and told me he had a way for me to rehabilitate my image a bit, people love these superhero movies so once my daughter-wife gave me the okay I was on the first flight to Atlanta,” Allen said. “I told [Kevin] that maybe the first gay character should be played by an actual LGBTQ actor, or someone who didn’t molest their child, but he seemed adamant that I was the only person in mind for the role.”

Divisive actor/director Woody Allen on set on Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania.

Marvel fans admitted the news was a clever move by the studio.

“You know what? Touché. You win this one,” said Marvel fan Craig Fallwell. “I wanted a gay superhero for representation, but I technically did not specify who could play them, so I’ll admit this one is on me. Although I do not tolerate the horrible atrocities Woody Allen committed, so I’m only seeing this one a couple times in theaters.”

At press time, sources also were conflicted when Marvel revealed the gay superhero’s love interest was not only transgender, but also unfortunately portrayed by notorious sex criminal Harvey Weinstein.

Call of Duty MW2 & Warzone 2: Victus XMR Loadout Guide

Posted on by Samam Hasan

The Victus XMR is a sniper rifle that was added during Season 1 of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 & Warzone 2. It is a formidable weapon in long-range, not to mention really deadly. To make it even more superior, you can use a few attachments and perks that will easily make it one of the best in the game. With that in mind, here is the best loadout for the Victus XMR in Modern Warfare 2 and Warzone 2.0.

Best Victus XMR Loadout (Attachments, Perks, & Class Setup) in MW2

  • Ammunition: .50 Cal Explosive
  • Barrel: Mack 8 33.5 Super
  • Laser: VLK LZR 7MW
  • Rear Grip: STIP-40 Grip
  • Stock: XRK Bullseye
  • Perk Package:
    • Base Perks: Scavenger and Overkill
    • Bonus Perk: Focus
    • Ultimate Perk: Ghost
  • Lethal: Frag Grenade/Semtex
  • Tactical: Stun Grenade/Flash Grenade

For Modern Warfare 2, the focus in the loadout is primarily on Range and Accuracy. By improving these stats, the XMR truly becomes a formidable weapon in all types of game modes. Overall, the VLK LZR 7MW laser has the most effect on the overall stats of the weapon. It improves the much-needed aiming stability, handling, and ADS (Aim-Down Sight) Speed of the Victus XMR. The XRK Bullseye stock also contributes to the ADS speed as well. With the Mack 8 33.5 Super barrel, the range and bullet velocity of the rifle seems a stunning improvement that will take enemies out much more quickly. And, with the STIP-40 Grip, recoil will also be under control. The scope will do just fine in MW2 which is why we went with the .50 Cal explosive ammunition that will do maximum damage to enemies.

The perk package of the Victus XMR has Scavenger and Overkill as the base perks. Scavenger will help you recover additional ammo from dead enemies, and Overkill will grant you another primary weapon. Overkill is especially important as the Victus XMR won’t be useful in close-range. Here, the M4 or any other powerful assault rifle will do. Focus is the bonus perk, which is the pivotal one for the XMR. It reduces flinch while in ADS mode and extends the duration of Hold Breath. Ghost is the ultimate perk here which will keep you hidden under enemy radars. It is crucial if you want to snipe enemies without getting noticed. In the case of the throwables, a Frag Grenade or Semtex will do as the lethal option. Finally, for the tactical option, a Stun or Flash Grenade is recommended.

Best Victus XMR Loadout (Attachments, Perks, & Class Setup) in Warzone 2

  • Barrel: Mack 8 33.5 Super
  • Laser: VLK LZR 7MW
  • Optic: 3x RFL-Optic
  • Rear Grip: STIP-40 Grip
  • Stock: XRK Bullseye
  • Perk Package: Scout
    • Base Perks: Scavenger and Strong Arm
    • Bonus Perk: Focus 
    • Ultimate Perk: Ghost
  • Lethal: Frag Grenade/Semtex
  • Tactical: Stun Grenade/Flash Grenade

For the Warzone 2.0 loadout, all the attachments remain the same except the Optic. Accuracy is pivotal in Warzone 2.0. With the 3x RFL-Optic, you have the 3x magnification as well as the opportunity to enable the 8x magnification toggle. This is particularly useful in both the mid and long-range.

For the perk package, the Scout setup is perfect for your Victus XMR loadout. It has the Scavenger and Strong Arm as base perks, Focus as the bonus, and Ghost as the ultimate perk. The only change here from the MW2 loadout is the Strong Arm perk which helps in throwing equipment further and decreases the cooking time of grenades. The lethal and tactical options remain the same here.

God of War Ragnarok Nornir Chests: Cliffside Ruins Chest

Posted on by Kanishka Thakur

God of War Ragnarok‘s Vanaheim has 11 Nornir Chests, but The Cliffside Ruins Nornir Chest is one of the hardest to obtain. Some of God of War‘s best loot is hidden away from plain sight, and you can explore the Nine Realms and still miss a lot of important items. The Nornir Chests in the game offer some of the most important upgrades in the game and you do not want to miss out on them. These chests drop items that buff your health bar and your rage meter, both of which are very useful when tackling tough foes.  Here’s a guide to help you find the Cliffside Ruins chest, open it, and get your reward.

Where to Find the Cliffside Ruins Nornir Chest in God of War Ragnarok

Players can find the Cliffside Ruins Nornir Chest near the drawbridge above Cliffside Ruins. You can open up the map and look at the Cliffside Ruins text on the map and head there to easily locate the chest area. Like all other Nornir Chests, you need to turn three spinning devices and display three runes to break the seal on the chest.

How to Open the Cliffside Ruins Nornir Chest

The first device is on the rocks just to the right of the chest. Shoot a Sigil Arrow or two at the vines or use your Blade of Chaos to turn the device until you get a rune that looks like an ‘R’. 

The second spinner is to the left side of the Cliffside ruins chest. You will need to climb up onto the raised platforms and then look at the golden chain. If you look at the area close to the bottom end of the chain, you will notice that the spinner for the runes is sticking out and you can use your Leviathan Axe to activate it. Keep spinning it until you get an ‘F’ shaped rune.

For the third spinner, you need to hop into your boat and head North. You will notice that there is a small area near the Mystic Gate. Get off the boat and turn to face the south side and you should spot the spinner. Keep spinning it until you see a ‘P’ shaped rune. This will now unlock the chest and all you need to do is head back and claim your rewards. 

The Cliffside Ruins Nornir Chest Rewards

How to open the Cliffside Ruins Nornir Chest in God of War Ragnarok.

You will get one of the two items from the chest: 

Idunn Apple: Idunn Apples are items found in God of War Ragnarok. These mythical apples are cherished food by the gods and will boost Kratos’ health.

Horn of Blood Mead: Horns of Blood Mead are collectible items found in God of War Ragnarok. These legendary horns will increase Kratos’ maximum rage.

If you have already unlocked 30 Nornir Chests before coming to the Cliffside Ruins you will not receive an Idunn Apple or a Horn of Blood Mead. Instead, you will receive random items and some XP points. If you’re hunting other God of War Ragnarok Nornir Chests in Vanaheim, check out our guide on The Jungle’s Nornir Chest.

DEAL ALERT: This Cursed PS5 Costs No Money But Has, Shall We Say, a Different Cost

Posted on by Camden Brazile

Welcome, young gamer. Welcome! Please, come in, and gaze upon my curious shoppe of all things gaming. What can I interest you in? Ah! A PlayStation 5 seeker. Well, young gamer, how does this strike your fancy: a beautiful, brand new PS5 unopened in the original box, never played by human hands. 

The price? Oh my boy, your money’s no good here. Please, I insist! Take it for yourself and enjoy its vast library of next-gen titles free of cost. Although I must warn you, loyal customer, that while this PS5 costs no money, it does carry, shall we say, a different cost.

You won’t find a better deal anywhere else. Walmart, Best Buy, GameStop, all will be sold out for months into the next year. If you want to have access to the hottest new games in mesmerizing definition, please kindly prick your finger with this burnt twig and sign this customer agreement on ancient parchment with your blood.

Don’t worry about the ominous Gregorian chanting emanating from inside the PS5, that’s standard for all the models. Furthermore, I’m afraid I cannot offer you a warranty or return policy as our entire storefront will mysteriously vanish the moment you leave and suddenly turn around to give the console back.

Now listen, young gamer, you must act quickly. Scalpers will simply acquire this PlayStation and sell it back to you for triple the cost, so getting it for your measly soul now will allow you to afford the luxuries of an extra controller or a full year of online play without draining your bank account.

Alas, my conscience gets the best of me. If you play this PS5, an unfathomable doom awaits you, for if you boot up one of the games, you will have to register your email for a UBISOFT UPLAY ACCOUNT! Run young gamer! Run and never look back!

Nintendo Announces “Games for Wee Cunts” Section of Scottish eShop

Posted on by Stephan Reilly

EDINBURGH — Nintendo UK has announced a new category coming exclusively to its eShop in Scotland titled “Games for Wee Cunts” which will highlight newly released games that children ages three to six would enjoy playing.

“Games for Wee Cunts is going to serve parents of kids in that age range, who often struggle to find a game that’s at their level and doesn’t contain any indecent or offensive material,” said Nintendo representative Steven Hollander. “The category’s landing page already features the likes of Paw Patrol Grand Prix and My Friend Peppa Pig, alongside My Friend Pedro — games that parents and their precious ‘cunts’ can enjoy together.”

Hollander cited many challenges parents face in finding a game for children in this age range to play and enjoy, from less dexterous hands to difficulty understanding plain English, as Scottish is not currently supported as a system language on the Nintendo Switch as of publication.

“The new category will feature helpful language in the child’s native tongue, to make it easier to find games that appeal to them,” Hollander explained. “We’ve hired local Scottish gamers to better define the tags and headers within this category, like ‘fucking racing games’ and ‘adventure games and shit.’ They also translated the navigation buttons. For instance, we thought an ‘exit’ button might be confusing, so now it says ‘fuck off.’”

Scottish parents were delighted by the news.

“Ah! Sometimes ah dinnae ken what Switch game me bairn could find craic,” said Mackenzie Haggis, a local mother of two, who seemed to be excited about the news. “There’s hunners games on there! The ‘Games for Wee Cunts’ tab has me fucking Yaldy!”

Nintendo is also reportedly working on a new category for the German eShop, which will scream all the titles at you in angry German.

Siblings Make Tough Decision to Pull Plug on Little Brother’s Controller

Posted on by Sam LiButti

JERSEY CITY — Consoling one another that this was simply the only decision that could be made following their loved one’s recent turn for the worse, a local family has recently made the difficult decision to finally pull the plug on their little brother’s N64 controller after years of poor play.

“His quality of play had been suffering for years, and we realized that it was finally time to simply pull the plug,” said Jonathan Sifter, the eldest of the four siblings. “At a certain point, we were all starting to suffer. The results of his K/D ratio scan came back, and we realized that things had gotten so bad that it wasn’t just affecting him anymore. Even when we played Goldeneye and let him use Odd Job, he still couldn’t get a kill; that’s when we knew he was truly a lost cause.”

Louis Carter, lawyer for youngest brother Timmy Sifter, says this decision goes directly against the wishes of his client.

“Timmy specifically stated his wishes in documents that were drafted back before his in-game play initially started to decline, and his intentions were very clear; he wanted to continue to be allowed to complete his round of play as long as he still maintained at least 50% of his health points,” said Carter, rifling through documents that had all been scrawled by Timmy in crayons. “He was adamant that he did not want to sign a do-not-respawn order.”

The landmark case has become a rallying point for pro-little brother activist group BAD, or Brothers Against Disconnecting, who have been advocating on behalf of sidelined little brother gamers around the world for decades.

“Little brothers have for too long been treated as second class gamers, from being handed unplugged controllers and told we are ‘playing as the bad guys’ to being forced to always be Tails when we play Sonic, we are never given the respect we deserve,” said the founder of BAD Jimmy Snyder. “This injustice will not stand. We are willing to take this case all the way to the Supreme Court if we have to, and if that fails, we may have no choice but to complain to Timmy’s mom about this.”

Although the Sifter family is split on the issue, there is reportedly agreement that if anyone tells Mom, she’s going to take away the console again and put it on the top shelf of the closet, and both parties have confirmed that no one wants that.