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Everything We Know About Final Fantasy 16

Final Fantasy XVI releases June 22, 2023 and we have gathered literally every piece of information about the upcoming game and put it in this short digestible list. You’re welcome, by the way.

Breaking new ground

This is the first Final Fantasy game ever made where the main character isn’t a twink

Stand-alone story

You don’t have to play the first fifteen but fans will be real dickheads to you if you don’t play VII

This will be the final game

After Final Fantasy 16, there will never be another video game ever released

It will feature a new spelling of the word “magic”

Majjic? Magico? The developers are keeping their lips sealed about this exciting new word!

It won’t be open world

Instead, Square Enix has invented a new system with several smaller maps called “levels”

Every character is named Cid

Now you won’t have to guess what point they’ll show up in the story

You’ll be forced to make tough decisions that affect the story

Will you put your chocobo down after it bites a local child, or will you drag the family into court knowing they don’t have the zenny to afford a prolonged legal battle?

There are no NFT tie-ins

But there’s still plenty of time for Square Enix to fuck that up

It’s inspired by Game of Thrones

The developers have said that the popular HBO show inspired the game’s shitty ending

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