Kevin Podas
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CASTLEVANIA — In an attempt to be more health-conscious and diet-friendly, Count Dracula Vlad Ţepeş has reportedly taken it upon…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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ATLANTA — The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) is reportedly struggling to find a name for a new…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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LOS ANGELES — Local hero George R.R. Martin has reportedly worried everyone focused on his main quest, conquering A Song…
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Matt Shore
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KAMUROCHO 一 After battling his way to the top offices of the Millenium Tower, an on-again, off-again yakuza chairman reportedly…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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Heads up, this is going to majorly spoil the very recent movie The Batman. If you don’t want to read…
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Walker MacDonald
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RUSTBORO CITY — Rising star Pokémon trainer and recent Hoenn champion Ashton Mitchum, 12, has been put on indefinite suspension…
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Minus World
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Rockstar has confirmed the pricing for the next-gen upgrades to Grand Theft Auto 5, coming March 15. You will pay…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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LAS VEGAS — Vegas magician Matteo the Magnificent was seen slurping down a potion to increase his mana points during…
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Tyler Simpson
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BOZEMAN, Mont. — Archaeologists have discovered the remains of an ancient Jurassic Park film that proves that the franchise used…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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Waaaahhhhhhhh someone on the internet just said that Elden Ring is like Breath of the Wild with Dark Souls combat!!!!…
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