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Minus World • January 18, 2022

Microsoft is buying Activision Blizzard for nearly $70 billion. If you subscribe to the Wall Street Journal, you can read…

Robin Brooks • January 18, 2022

Microsoft is always expanding its lineup of fan-favorites on Game Pass, and this month is shaping up to be no…

Jeremy Kaplowitz • January 18, 2022

LOS ANGELES — Writer and director Joss Whedon, while struggling to explain to his 22-year-old girlfriend today why people were…

Camden Brazile • January 17, 2022

CHICAGO — Fast food restaurant and megacorporation McDonald’s made a tweet Tuesday claiming their new bacon quarter pounder ‘highkey slaps’…

Saad Khan • January 17, 2022

RACCOON CITY — The Raccoon City Health Department (RCHD) recently advised employees exposed to the rapidly spreading T-Virus to continue…

Minus World • January 17, 2022

On January 15th, beloved* satirical nerd-culture outlet Hard Drive published an article titled Creators of Confirm Phineas & Ferb Could…

Tyler Simpson • January 16, 2022

TOKYO — In an interview about his upcoming game Elden Ring, Hidetaka Miyazaki revealed that all the swamp levels in…

Walker MacDonald • January 16, 2022

Ah, hello! I see you’ve stumbled across another of the many delightful articles available for perusal on this venerated website.…

Camden Brazile • January 15, 2022

NEW YORK — NBC announced a delay of its latest franchise reboot coming in 2022, citing development issues after nobody…

Kyle Erf • January 15, 2022

OW MY ASSVILLE — The mysterious new mayor, who no one remembers electing, has laid out a bold plan for…