Camden Brazile
•
FORGE WORLD — BREAKING NEWS for all available Spartan soldiers: UNSC forces have vanquished the enemy and emerged victorious, gaining…
Read More →
Mark Roebuck
•
REDWOOD CITY, Calif. — EA has confirmed rumors that have been circulating about this year’s installment of their annual NHL…
Read More →
Jeremy Kaplowitz
•
BUFFALO, N.Y. — A local Splitgate squad was reportedly disappointed to be playing against a group of bots while crushing…
Read More →
Andy Holt
•
KYOTO, Japan — In a somber Direct presentation, Nintendo confirmed that the popular character Toadette makes her trademark pigtails from…
Read More →
Mark Roebuck
•
MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Following 38 years of pretty much just aping whatever his older brother wears, famed video game sidekick…
Read More →
Jeremy Kaplowitz
•
THE MULTIVERSE — Uatu the Watcher, the immortal omniscient being who observes the Multiverse from afar, reportedly groaned after receiving…
Read More →
Jeremy Kaplowitz
•
NEW YORK — Advertisers displaying banners on the video game website Kotaku were reportedly devastated to learn that all the…
Read More →
Mark Roebuck
•
DECATUR, Ga. — A recently hired copy editor has grown terrified that his new coworkers will discover that he’s the…
Read More →
Jeremy Kaplowitz
•
STANFORD, Calif. — 1047 Games developers explained today that their video game Splitgate draws influence from the Bungie Halo games…
Read More →
Mark Roebuck
•
BELLINGHAM, Wash. — Thousands of Spirit Halloween store managers have awakened from their annual 10-month slumber and have begun migrating…
Read More →
