CJ Hernandez
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October 14, 2020
BEAVERTON, Ore. — The USB Implementers Forum announced today they would be formally changing the labeling of all USB connectors…
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Mark Roebuck
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October 13, 2020
REDMOND, Wash. — Microsoft revealed some further details about its new payment plans for its upcoming next generation consoles, introducing…
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Neil Floyd
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October 13, 2020
HEAVEN — Our Heavenly Father was overwhelmed with laughter after watching Illinois native Bobby Kenworth use the word “final” in…
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Seth Finkelstein
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October 12, 2020
NEW YORK — Billionaire industrialist Tony Stark announced a proposal today that would solve the ongoing climate crisis by shooting…
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Dave Cross
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October 11, 2020
SACRAMENTO — Video game speedrunner Ashton Clemens insisted that a significant portion of his girlfriend’s orgasms were completed incorrectly, arguing…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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October 11, 2020
WASHINGTON — Researchers have discovered that the origin of the "fake news" phenomenon stretches all the way back to 2002,…
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Kyle Erf
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October 11, 2020
SEATTLE — Tire Tactics, the newly released car combat title from Spitfire Games, has been commended for being produced while…
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Dan Kozuh
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October 10, 2020
BURBANK, Cali. — A protest was held outside Disney headquarters earlier this week by the organization Kids of Two Loving…
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Kevin Flynn
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October 10, 2020
PYONGYANG — Confusing intelligence officials who initially mistook it as some unusual model of short-barrel tank, a Red Bull branded…
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Owen Crowlie
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October 9, 2020
I’ll admit to you, dear readers, that this week was a bit of a crisis for me. Not many people…
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