Chandler Dean
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EDMOND, Okla. — Upon directing his hero to talk to a kindly NPC, local gamer Rory Leech was devastated to…
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Mark Roebuck
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AKRON, Ohio — A joy con that was recently mailed back from San Francisco after having some drift issues repaired…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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As television becomes more fractured and confusing in the new decade, it’s important to take a step back and recategorize…
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Adam Martin
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OXFORD, England — Devoted fans of Stephen King’s The Dark Tower series have hypothesized that the multiverse contained in the…
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Owen Crowlie
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RIVER CITY— Local gangster Antonio Russo continues to work a low level thug position despite pressures from higher ranking goons…
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Kevin Flynn
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GRAPEVINE, Texas — In an official press release this morning explaining that the new program is for your own good…
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Kevin Flynn
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Amid the COVID-19 crisis, 2019’s Death Stranding has never felt more relevant. When the game was initially released a mere…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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LOS ANGELES — Actor Christopher Walken announced today that his 102 degree fever was simply for more cowbell and had…
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Liam O'Malley
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BETHPAGE, N.Y. — After multiple failed attempts at connecting with his son, single father Frank Corbin has reportedly begun to…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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HEAVEN — The almighty being who created the heavens and earth, God, admitted today that it’s actually kinda gay to…
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