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Chandler Dean • March 26, 2020

HUNTSVILLE, Texas — Roommates Audley Stoddard, Jay Heath, and Corwin Reed have announced their intention to continue regularly using a…

John Dixon • March 26, 2020

TOKYO — Popular manga Brave Fighter’s Journey was recently put on hiatus by its publisher as writer and artist Okobo…

Mark Roebuck • March 26, 2020

THE CITY — A hired goon taking cover behind a crate made a fatal error and left his ankle exposed,…

Jeremy Kaplowitz • March 26, 2020

WASHINGTON — Members of the Democratic National Committee expressed frustration about the annoying escort mission to get former vice president…

Chandler Dean • March 25, 2020

DIMEBOX, Texas — As she attempted to locate another power supply that’s actually still in regular rotation, local gamer Willoughby…

Grant Mulitz • March 25, 2020

BOSTON — Suspecting that one of your card-playing guests obviously cannot be an Ambassador or the Contessa, game night sources…

Owen Crowlie • March 25, 2020

Thousands of gamers across the world are providing testimonials accusing Sonic The Hedgehog water levels of giving them lifelong anxiety…

Jeremy Kaplowitz • March 25, 2020

WASHINGTON — President Trump has announced plans to unleash a giant squid on each of the major cities in the…

Grant Mulitz • March 24, 2020

NEW YORK — Touting the new exhibit as a magnificent specimen of Koopa Troopa ancestry, the American Museum of Natural…

Chandler Dean • March 24, 2020

LODI, N.J. — After consistently failing the same mission over and over, local gamer Josh Chung declared that unintuitive controls…

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