Marcus Stewart
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October 13, 2019
LOS ANGELES — The legs belonging to WWE Superstar Randy Orton will reportedly fill the role of Chun-Li, famous for…
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Kevin Flynn
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October 12, 2019
FLINT, Mich. — After years of negligence by local lawmakers and despite many waves of public protests and awareness campaigns,…
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CJ Hernandez
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October 11, 2019
THE EVERGLADES, Fla. — This morning the National Park Service announced that the Florida Everglades would be officially designated as…
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Connor Relyea
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October 10, 2019
FAERUN — Local alchemist Aberforth Andross originally opened his shop, Nature’s Nurture, to sell potions to local townsfolk and travelers,…
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Neil Floyd
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October 10, 2019
LEAWOOD, Kan. — Local gamer Kevin Zelinski was confused when he couldn’t find the option to enlist as a sniper…
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Hard Drive Staff
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October 9, 2019
IRVINE, Calif. — Following outcries surrounding Blizzard’s suspension and award termination of a Hearthstone player for making pro-Hong Kong comments,…
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Andy Holt
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October 9, 2019
It is with a heavy heart and absolutely no civil or criminal liability whatsoever that Hard Drive must announce the…
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Joe Klein
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October 8, 2019
NEW YORK — Local man Nolan Brubaker’s social life is in tatters after the 30-year-old removed his Hat of +3…
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PROBABLY SOMEWHERE IN ITALY — Several sources have recently confirmed that the LoFi Hip Hop Radio Girl has failed her…
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