Zach Raffio
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CROTON-ON-HUDSON, N.Y. — Netflix just dropped the first full-length trailer for El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie, a sequel film…
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Mark Roebuck
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WASHINGTON — The PvP squad known as the United States of America, or [USA] for short, has initiated a vote…
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Connor McGarry
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LONDON — At a surprise press conference this morning, acclaimed filmmaker Alfonso Cuarón announced his newest project: a pinball machine…
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John Danek
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NEW YORK — NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell held a press conference at NFL Headquarters to announce that their terrifying new…
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John Danek
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COLUMBUS, Ohio — Pasty white guy Michael Stephenson alarmed friends and loved ones by vocalizing that he had absolutely no…
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Beck Barnes
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WASHINGTON — A group of White House correspondents reportedly pressed the ‘A’ button frantically for the duration of President Donald…
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Pat Cavanaugh
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GOLDENROD CITY — A Bellsprout left at the Pokémon Day Care Center on Route 34 is getting pretty sick of…
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Kevin Flynn
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I’ve had a long career as a composer for Nintendo. I’m responsible for the music behind some of the company’s…
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Bailey Hull
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Fuck. Okay, I think I got it working again. This stupid computer keeps restarting. Ugh. Anyways, I wanted to pen…
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Andy Holt
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The long-awaited remake of classic Game Boy title The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening is out for Nintendo Switch, and…
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