M.J. Amory
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WASHINGTON — Freshman Republican Senator from Missouri, Josh Hawley, discovered a box in his bed that said it contained a…
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Dan Kozuh
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INVERNESS, Ill. — All-around little piece of shit Brenden Mounce, 11, entertained a house full of jealous classmates this weekend…
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GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. — Arcane powers of life and death were recently wielded by Amina Mitchell, 35, who used dark…
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Kevin Flynn
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FIRE TEMPLE, Hyrule — Becoming flustered after quickly realizing his mistake, the subterranean lava dragon Volvagia was in total disbelief…
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Hard Drive is officially endorsing Ace Watkins for President of the United States. Today he announced his candidacy with the…
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FORT WORTH, Texas — After watching the English dub of Megalo Box today, local anime fans Alex Reiner and Makeda…
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Jonah Nink
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I love a lot of games, but nothing is as close to my heart as the Call of Duty series.…
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BUFFALO, N.Y. — Lifelong Pokémon fan Neil Ferraro threw away the chance to teach his level 63 Venomoth “quiver dance”…
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KYOTO — Nintendo has announced a new DLC coming to Super Mario Maker 2 later this year, bringing a new…
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LOS ANGELES — Disney Studios announced today that the upcoming live action remake of The Little Mermaid is set to…
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