Owen Crowlie
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TUCSON, Ariz. — Local XCOM player Chris Sweeten was not totally prepared to trust a 90% match with a girl…
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John Regan
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LITTLE ROCK, Ark. — After waiting through three years of divorce, local brothers Jimmy and Kiernan Henderson received a surprise…
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Grant Mulitz
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JOHTO — Contemplating its afterlife for the first time in his life following a fierce battle, a local Pikachu fell…
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Jimmy Beliakoff
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Are you ready to feel the sting of time? The beloved fantasy RPG Skyrim, the hugely successful fifth game in…
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Chandler Dean
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KYOTO, Japan — According to complaints from several anonymous home consoles, the Wii U has been repeatedly insisting that all…
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Peter Casciato
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HARTFORD, Conn. — Local deviant fetishist Jacob Hornstein has admitted that he finds sick pleasure in watching someone else play…
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Mark Roebuck
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WARSAW — Taking a page from the musical genre that inspired its namesake, Cyberpunk 2077 has proven its punk credentials…
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Owen Crowlie
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SANTA FE, N.M. — Blindsided by the delay of its upcoming remake, Square Enix fan Derick Stanley tells reporters he…
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Kenny Rohrbacher
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LOS ALAMOS, N.M. — Thom Mason, director of the Los Alamos National Laboratory, announced today they have finally unearthed definitive…
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John Dixon
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DENVER — A group of friends is appalled over one member’s insistence on using his tongue to spin the control…
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