Jeremy Kaplowitz
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BINGHAMTON, N.Y. — Local gamer Brandon Farley was unable to narrow his location down further than the United States in…
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Andy Holt
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MUSHROOM KINGDOM — A report from the Mushroom Kingdom Department of Water and Power (MKDWP) revealed a steep 25% spike…
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Chandler Dean
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YOUR LIVING ROOM — Late Sunday night in the midst of an otherwise chill evening of winding down from the…
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Gabe Porter
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FAYETTEVILLE Ark. — Isolated gamer Greg Biscuit has resorted to numbing his hands and then playing video games to alleviate…
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Ben Friedman
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Hey pal, are you busy? I thought we could just talk. You know, man to man. Son, I think you’re…
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Lucas Johnson
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PALM BEACH, Fla. — Standing at 6 feet, 7 inches, Barron Trump, the son of former President Donald Trump, announced…
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Owen Crowlie
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SAN FELICE CIRCEO, Italy — A recent archeological excavation has unearthed what many are certain are the physical remnants of…
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Camden Brazile
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COLUMBIA, Mo. — SWAT Commander Walker Porter reported an unexpected disturbance in his home when an alleged seven Twitch streamers…
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Mark Roebuck
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SANTA MONICA, Calif. — Activision has issued several preemptive apologies today, seemingly trying to stay ahead of whatever the next…
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Mark Roebuck
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SEATTLE — News of an upcoming remaster of several classic Grand Theft Auto titles has left a local gamer hoping…
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