Kevin Flynn
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CLOCK TOWN — Selling out his entire inventory after five minutes of announcing a restock, the Happy Mask Salesman announced to…
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HYRULE — A local looter named Link was seen breaking into random buildings, destroying valuable clay pots and stealing the…
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Camillia Nazanin
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SEATTLE — Sephora patrons rushed into local stores early Friday for the launch of Majora's Mask, Nintendo’s limited-time exfoliation product,…
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Jimmy Beliakoff
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NEW YORK — Upon returning from a shopping trip to the Rockefeller Center Nintendo shop, gaming enthusiast Amy Weiss was…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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ATLANTA — Video game company Nintendo has sent a cease and desist to local fan Denis Fernandez for his Legend…
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Dylan Baker
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Ganondorf Dragmire served Hyrule for seven years as it’s king and as we mourn his recent passing, it is important…
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Kevin Flynn
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FIRE TEMPLE, Hyrule — Becoming flustered after quickly realizing his mistake, the subterranean lava dragon Volvagia was in total disbelief…
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BOSTON — Local gamer Dustin Landry has been suffering from clinical depression for years, sources familiar with his medical history…
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Jack Burrows
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CINCINNATI — Newly expecting couple Darren Herzberg and Emily Snyder are excited for childbirth purely to gain a new person…
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Dylan Baker
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TOLEDO, Ohio — Clad in Link’s signature green tunic, a hand stitched hat, and prosthetic elf ears, eight-year-old Thomas McConnell…
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