Mark Roebuck
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MENLO PARK, Calif. — The popular trend of mocking the widely derided Sony Pictures comic book film Morbius is expected…
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Mark Roebuck
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OSLO, Norway — A recently released RPG video game is garnering rave reviews for omitting what most games in the…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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NEW YORK — TIME Magazine has shocked the world, announcing today that their 2020 Person of the Year is inexplicably…
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Kevin Flynn
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HYRULE — Feeling completely shaken after pulling the Master Sword from its pedestal, unlocking the path to the Sacred Realm and…
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Mark Roebuck
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SYRACUSE, N.Y. — Recent sexual partner Nathan Stenhouse has released an apology for his unacceptably short load time during last…
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ATLANTA — Matt Goldberg, 27, has used Twitter, Steam reviews, and several other online platforms to advocate for a new…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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NEW YORK — Time magazine announced the winner of its 2017 Person of the Year award today: Carlos Villalba, a…
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