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Steve Packosky • September 1, 2025

NEW YORK — One of the iconic Pizza Hut locations from 1990’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Arcade Game…

Mark Roebuck • October 5, 2023

Big Apple, 3:00 A.M. If you're a certain type of person, odds are good that right now a series of…

Kyle Duggan • August 2, 2023

Going away to college is an exciting-yet-scary prospect for many young adults. It’s often the first time they’ll be away…

Kyle Duggan • June 20, 2023

COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. — A heated argument broke out in a local half-finished basement after 22-year-old Jeff Wyman compared himself…

Alexander Blechman • June 13, 2023

NEW YORK — A new report has revealed that the iconic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are currently paying $5400 a…

Camden Brazile • September 1, 2022

NEW YORK — Local crime syndicate The Foot Clan has been routinely thwarted in recent weeks by an unknown vigilante,…

Mark Roebuck • June 11, 2019

NEW YORK — Long time Domino’s delivery driver Antonio Esposito is reportedly concerned over the wellbeing of the Teenage Mutant…

Kyle Gunlefinger • January 3, 2019

Lifelong fans of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were shocked today, as Master Splinter revealed to the world there are…

Myles Badger • July 31, 2018

WASHINGTON — NASA announced on Wednesday that a 12-mile-wide underground lake has been detected near the Martian south pole, leading…