Chandler Dean
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SOUTH BERWICK, Maine — Having refused to move from his spot on the couch since he purchased Elden Ring in…
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Jon Ruggiero
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A quick report from the Hard Drive Weather Department: According to our Accu-Climate Weather Doppler it looks like we’re in…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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IDYLLIC MEADOW — A harrowing report from the home of the Teletubbies has confirmed that the species has died out…
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Kevin Flynn
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METROPOLIS –– In a televised statement to the press this morning, the Man of Steel, Superman, regretfully acknowledged that although…
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Johnathan Appel
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WORLD 2 — The so-called “Angry Sun,” who has spent years scowling at people crossing the desert, is actually just…
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