Jeremy Kaplowitz
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WASHINGTON — President Trump has announced plans to unleash a giant squid on each of the major cities in the…
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Jolie Darrow
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BURLINGTON, Vt. — In the wake of the COVID-19 pandemic, Senator Bernie Sanders has called on Nintendo to preemptively release…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump is being attacked by prominent Democrats today after he claimed he found Mew under a…
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Jimmy Beliakoff
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PHILADELPHIA — Staffers within the Joe Biden presidential campaign are reportedly begging the former Vice President to stop mashing the…
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Tyler Schmall
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UNITED STATES — After years and countless experience points towards progression, America has finally reached a high enough level to…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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WASHINGTON — Democratic National Committee officials are reportedly scrambling to fix their Vote Blue Matter Who campaign now that it…
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Mark Roebuck
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LAS VEGAS — Alleged Democratic Presidential candidate Mike Bloomberg has reportedly exploited a cheat code which converts his collected funds…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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NEW YORK — Political analysts sitting around the CNN roundtable explained to viewers today after the decisive New Hampshire primary…
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Pat Cavanaugh
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CEDAR RAPIDS, Mich. — After months of deliberation during a contentious Democratic primary, voters are beginning to wonder whether a…
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WASHINGTON — Famed cursed twitter account @dril became a conservative icon this morning after being retweeted by President Donald Trump,…
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