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Mario Admits He Just Wears the Tanooki Suit for Sexual Gratification

Hard Drive Staff • May 11, 2026

MUSHROOM KINGDOM - Nintendo protagonist Mario admitted that he uses the Tanooki suit popularized in Super Mario Bros. 3 primarily…

GameStop Checkout Asks If You’d Like to Donate Power-Up Rewards Points to a Gamer in Need

Jakob Biddle • June 16, 2022

ALBANY, N.Y. — A GameStop clerk has awkwardly asked if you’d like to donate your Power-Up Rewards balance to a…

Mario Eats Dead Rat to See If Anything Happens

Mark Roebuck • May 10, 2022

MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Mario has reportedly fallen ill after hypothesizing that eating a dead rat he found might somehow imbue…

New GameStop Program Sends Employees to Your House to Break Any Games You Didn’t Buy Insurance For

Kevin Flynn • March 30, 2020

GRAPEVINE, Texas — In an official press release this morning explaining that the new program is for your own good…